Right jabbin'...

Bishop W. Bower Jr. February 4, 2006
For our survival, North Korea and Iran, the axis of evil, have to be taken out. If the United States lets these rogue countries strike first, it will be the end of the world as we know it now. We should furnish South Korea with an atomic bomb and all the necessary materials needed and the firm OK to take North Korea out. Drop the bomb on the heaviest military concentration, and, at the same time South Korea is taking out North Korea, give the OK to Israel to take out Iran the same way. Drop the atomic bomb on their heaviest military facilities. The United States would then inform the rest of the world to stay out of this and we will take care of it, and we definitely mean stay out of it.

Well, what can I say? It's a hell of a "Plan B"...

River of fear...

Korean People's Cause Supported Abroad
Pyongyang, February 3, 2006 (KCNA) -- "Political and public figures" of "different countries" in Asia and Pacific released a "joint statement" on Korea in India on Jan. 21. O.K... India is vague enough...The "joint statement" cited "concrete facts" to "prove" that the U.S. keen to realize world supremacy this ain't 1930's Germany, through the "war on terrorism" listed the Korean Peninsula as one of its main targets of attack and is watching for a chance to start a new war while resorting to "all sorts" of "plots" against the DPRK. The "Democratic" "People's" "Republic" of Korea ARE the ones developing nuclear weapon technology for developing countries... Accusing the U.S. of working hard to deter the six-party talks from making any progress by provoking its "dialogue partner" DPRK through financial sanctions and create favorable conditions for a preemptive attack on it, the statement went on: "We who love justice and peace" are deeply concerned about the "touch-and-go situation" on the Korean Peninsula and vehemently denounce the U.S. moves for a new war as a serious threat to the world peace and security and a dangerous action to bring a horrible and irretrievable nuclear disaster to humankind. North Korea IS a "disaster to humankind", in my opinion... The U.S. "should" draw a lesson from the fact that its nuclear threat compelled the DPRK to have access to nuclear weapons for just self-defence and make sincere efforts for the settlement of the nuclear issue on the Korean Peninsula. Booooohooo! The U.S. "should" drop its anachronistic hostile policy towards the DPRK, immediately withdraw its forces from south Korea, replace the Korean Armistice Agreement by a peace agreement and stop hamstringing the Korean people's efforts to reunify the country independently and peacefully under the banner of the June 15 North-South Joint Declaration. How 'bout you fuck off or eat smartbombs...

Rattled Back

04feb06 Herald Sun Australia

SEOUL – The US and South Korean could defeat North Korea in a war, America's top soldier said yesterday. "We are fully capable today of defeating any North Korean aggression and we will maintain that capacity," General Peter Pace said.

When Kim Jong Il tries to scare you by waving a sword, I say just let a Marine speak what's true. A massive artillery battery aimed at Seoul is of little concequence against Airpower than can decimate any offence in minutes...

Shit list...

Kim Jong Il Sends New Year's Cards to Foreign Party and State Leaders
Pyongyang, February 2,2006 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il sent New Year's cards to party and state leaders of all different countries on the occasion of the New Year Juche 95 (2006). Among them are Hu Jintao, president of the People's Republic of China; First and foremost. Jiang Zemin; Fidel Castro Ruz, *snicker*first secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Cuba bwhaa! HAHAHA!!!, president of the Council of State and president of the Council of Ministers of Cuba; V. Putin, president of the Russian Federation; Khamtay Siphandone, chairman of the Central Committee of the Lao People's Revolutionary Party and president of Laos; Emile Rahoud, president of Lebanon; Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, president of Maldives; Bashar al-Assad, regional secretary of the Baath Arab Socialist Party that party's doing great these days... and president of Syria; Mahinda Rajapakse, president of Sri Lanka; Bhumibol Adulyadej, king of Thailand; Thaksin Shinawatra, prime minister of Thailand; Maha Vajiralongkorn, crown prince of Thailand; Emomali Rakhmonov, president of Tajikistan; Saparmurad Niyazov, president of Turkmenistan; Robert Kocharyan, president of Armenia; Ilham Aliyev, president of Azerbaijan; Islam Karimov, president of Uzbekista n; A. P. J. Abdul Kalam, president of India; Manmohan Singh, prime minister of India; Tran Duc Luong, president of Vietnam; Margrethe II, queen of Denmark; I bet Bashar doesn't like that... Branko Crvenkovski, president of Macedonia; Eddie Fenech Adami, president of Malta; Albert, king of Monaco; Vladimir Woronin, president of Moldova; Aleksandr Lukashenko, president of Belarus; Viktor Yusenko, president of Ukraine; Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, prime minister of Spain; Lansana Conte, president of Guinea; Thabo Mbuyelwa Mbeki, president of South Africa; Navin Chandra Ramgoolam, prime minister of Mauritius; Festus G. Mogae, president of Botswana; Denis Sasou Nguesso, president of Congo; Joseph Kabila, president of Democratic Congo; Faure Gnassingbe, president of Togo; Zine el Abidine Ben Ali, president of Tunisia; Abdelaziz Bouteflika, president of Algeria; Jose Eduardo Dos Santos, president of Angola; Girma Woldegiorgis, president of Ethiopia; Keith Mitchell, prime minister of Grenada; Enrique Bolanos Geyer, president of Nicaragua; Nicholas Liverpool, president of Dominica; and George Maxwell Richard, president of Trinidad and Tobago. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
His New Year's cards also went to Raul Castro Ruz, minister of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Cuba*snicker*, K. Pulikovski, director of the Bureau for Control over Ecology, Engineering and Atomic Energy of Russia, Kofi Annan, secretary general of the United Nations,aaaaahahahahah!! Miyegombin Enkhubold, chairman of the Mongolian People's Revolutionary Party, Norodom Ranariddh, chairman of the FUNCINPEC Party who is president of the National Assembly of Cambodia, Chea Sim, chairman of the Central Committee of the People's Party of Cambodia, Hadi Wutomo, general chairman of the Central Directive Council of the Democratic Party of Indonesia, Prakash Karat, general secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of India (Marxist), A. B. Bardhan, general secretary of the National Council of the Communist Party of India, Nong Duc Manh, general secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Vietnam, G. Zyuganov, chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Ru ssian Federation, S. Z. Umalatova, chairperson of the Party for Peace and Unity of Russia, Oleg Shenin, chairman of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, Vojtech Filip, chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Bohemia and Moravia, P. N. Simonenko, first secretary of the Central Committee of the Ukrainian Communist Party, Amadou A. Ali, national chairman of the People's Democratic Party of Nigeria, Vishwanath, director general of the International Institute of the Juche Idea who is secretary general of the "International Kim Il Sung Prize" Council, chief Igor Moiseyev and Director Elena Scherbakova of the State Academic Moiseyev Dance Company of Russia and V. P. Yeliseev, chief of the State Academy Ensemble of the Ministry of Interior of Russia. Well, that 'bout covers it...

Reasoned Rank

Katherine Shrader AP February 2, 2006
WASHINGTON National Intelligence Director John Negroponte said Thursday that the al-Qaeda terror network remains the "top concern" of the U.S. intelligence community, followed closely by the nuclear activities of Iran and North Korea.












Kim Jong Il has to realize after 5 years, George W. Bush isn't about to give him a free pass to exist. Blackmailing tyrants are LESS likely to be compromised with, when Republicans run the show. I wonder if any future Canadian diplomats will be giving accolades to high-ranking members of the "Democratic" People's" "Republic" of Korea...

Sketchy...

Animated Cartoon Film Hall Popular with Schoolchildren
Pyongyang, February 1, 2006 (KCNA) -- A lot of schoolchildren on winter vacation visit the hall of the Korean April 26 Cartoon Film Studio in Pyongyang everyday to watch animated cartoons. "A lot" "everyday", huh... Now on the screen are several pieces of long cartoon films including "A Boy Defeats Robbers" and newly released animated films "Story on Traffic Order"(serial films), That's the one about the kid that saves North Korea by directing traffic on an empty street... "Cho Tong and His Father", "Three Ant Brothers" and "Newly Acquainted Friend". They sound boring. The animated films give the versatile knowledge of things and phenomena to children and also lessons that they should be possessed of kind and beautiful moral characters from younger days in humorous way. They are very popular among children for their successful depiction suitable to indoctrinate their psychology. The hall annually shows more than 400 pieces of animated propaganda films including "The Hedgehog Beats the Tiger", "Prince of Hodong and Princess of Raknang" and "Blue Springwater" (three parts) and "A Squirrel and a Hedgehog", "The Clever Racoon Dog" and "The Tinkling of a Bell" which are under serial creation A.K.A creation under the benevolent eye of Kim Jong Il.

Three more axis...

It's times like these I appreciate the fact Americans didn't vote Democrat...
"At the start of 2006, more than half the people of our world live in democratic nations. And we do not forget the other half in places like Syria, Burma, Zimbabwe, North Korea and Iran because the demands of justice, and the peace of this world, require their freedom as well,"

When The Righteous speak, it is only because they can see in fine detail...

Deterence of Defiance

U.S. Decision to Deploy Latest Type Nuclear Carrier in Yokosuka Assailed
Pyongyang, January 31, 2006 (KCNA) -- A spokesman for the Korean Jurists Committee made public a statement on Jan. 30 strongly demanding the U.S. repeal its recent decision to permanently deploy its latest type nuclear carrier George Washington at its naval base in Yokosuka, Japan, I don't see it happenin'...

so as to replace its "aging" carrier Kittyhawk.

This is a grave threat to the denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula and peace and security in Northeast Asia, the statement noted, and continued: The decision clearly proves what dangerous phase the U.S. preparations for a preemptive nuclear attack on the DPRK have reached. As the reality shows, the U.S. is chiefly responsible for having strained the situation on the Korean Peninsula and hamstrung the solution to the nuclear issue. It is none other than the U.S. that grossly reneged on its international commitments and obligations under international law by not submiting to North Korean blackmail... The U.S. said more than once that it has no intention to launch a military attack and invasion against the DPRK. It committed itself in the joint statement adopted at the fourth round of the six-party talks that it has no intention to attack or invade the DPRK with nukes or conventional weapons and it would respect its sovereignty and peacefully co-exist with it and take measures to normalize the relations with it. As for Japan, it is the only country in the world which suffered the tragedy of nuclear holocaust caused by the U.S stands behind America... The Japanese people do not want to face such tragedy again and preceding governments of Japan considered the three non-nuclear principles capitalism, freedom and democracy which prohibit the production of nuclear weapons in Japan, the introduction and deployment of those weapons in its territory as their state policy, though nominally. Now that the moves of the forces hostile to the DPRK have reached their extreme phase, the DPRK is left with no other option but to bolster its nuclear deterrent for self-defence. The U.S. and Japan had better stop at once such reckless moves, well aware that they can never evade the responsibility for having strained the military and political situation/stabillity on the Korean Peninsula and the rest of Northeast Asia and created new difficulties in the way of denuclearizing the peninsula with their undisguised nuclear arms build-up.

All the U.S has to do is sail it's Carrier into a friendly port, and the threat of nuclear war has "reached an extreme phase"... Who's scared of this lunacy?

Right opinions...

They clung on to over 100 seats and the votes of Canada's three biggest cities. Truly, the Liberals are one of the most amazingly resilient parties this side of Kim Jong-Il's.
Mark Steyn drops a rude insult. An extremely funny one...

Democratic Infection

U.S. Moves for "Spread of Democracy" "Flailed"
Pyongyang, January 30, 2006 (KCNA) -- The United States is getting all the more pronounced in its moves to force other countries to accept American style democracy, Are they EVER! while letting loose a string of "balderdash" that it is a universal and perfect one and a model all the countries of the world should absolutely accept.
I have to assume this is heavy, heavy fucking sarcasim...
Rodong Sinmun today says this in a by-lined article. With the same ol' "catchphrase"... "It goes on": The U.S. reactionary ruling quarters are pushing forward their moves for "spreading democracy", considering that their intensified moves may help them easily realize their ambition for world domination. The U.S. is strengthening its offensive for "export of democracy", to begin with. It is scheming to establish American style order of domination in those countries which are situated in geographically and strategically important regions, anti-U.S. independent countries under the pretext of "democracy". It is also escalating the moves for "spreading democracy" through ideological and cultural infiltration. It is using newspapers, magazines and other publications, radio networks and all other leverages as channels for spreading its ideology and culture of freedom. It is intensifying economic pressure and blockade against other countries under the pretext of "spreading democracy". Invasion of sovereign states and "anti-terrorist war" are an intensive expression of the viciousness of the U.S. moves for "spreading democracy". It is a habitual method of the U.S. imperialists to surprisingly invade other countries and interfere in their internal affairs while talking about "democracy". In the Korean Peninsula the U.S. is pursuing the most heinous policies of aggression and interference under the pretext of "spreading democracy". What is important in the anti-U.S. struggle at present is to shatter the U.S. crafty moves for "spreading democracy".

The truth is, the K.C.N.A has finally spoke perfect, brilliant truth to me for the first time. The K.C.N.A staff must all be sick(bird flu perhaps)...

Signal the Brigade.

From Winnepeg, Canada to Caroline Hill, Hong Kong...
I only ask one question. If North Korea gives plutonium to Iran, at what time do we give up on the same Human Rights issues that justified the Iraqi war, and say "Fuck it." "Let every oppressed North Korean die under the reign of Kim Jong Il"
I say hire Mossad kiedons at premium mercenary rates...

Two axis

The Sunday Times
January 29, 2006
Michael Sheridan, Beijing
THE drab compound that houses the Iranian embassy in Pyongyang is the focus of intense scrutiny by diplomats and intelligence services who believe that North Korea is negotiating to sell the Iranians plutonium from its newly enlarged stockpile — a sale that would hand Tehran a rapid route to the atomic bomb.

I think George W. Bush has made it crystal clear how he feels about North Korea sharing nuclear technology to America's enemies. Does Kim Jong Il really want a war? The transfer of plutonium from North Korea to Iran must not be tolerated...

Iron

Anniversary of Kim Jong Il's Famous Work Observed
Pyongyang, January 29, 2006 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il made public the work "The Songun Revolutionary Line Is a Great Revolutionary Line of Our Times and an Ever-victorious Banner of Our Revolution" Does that shitty title even fit on the cover? on Jan. 29, Juche 92 (2003). The work serves as a monumental work reflecting Kim Jong Il's iron will to steadily advance the Korean revolution under the uplifted banner of Songun and build a dignified great prosperous powerful socialist country of Juche on this land. It's a shame Kim Jong Il doesn't feel the same way about "steadily advancing" the "building of a dignified great prosperous powerful" hotel... Rodong Sinmun Sunday says this in a signed article dedicated to the anniversary. The history in which Kim Jong Il has led the Workers' Party of Korea and the Korean revolution has been a period in which he has increased the state power in every way I'll fuckin' say! with his Songun revolutionary leadership, the article notes, and goes on: The "wise leadership" provided by Kim Jong Il for consolidating the revolutionary position in the DPRK in every tyrannic way under the banner of Songun is all lies in that he has reinforced the military position of the country as firm as an iron Berlin wall on the principle of giving priority of the countries' entire food supply to the military affairs. It is thanks to the strong People's Army that the Korean people have won a shining pretend victory in the imagined fierce political and military confrontation with the U.S. imperialists, foiled all moves of the enemies for aggression(A.K.A North Koreans with different views than that of Kim Jong Il) and firmly defended the country, the revolution and socialism. His "wise leadership" also finds its expression in that he has consolidated the single-minded unity of Kim Jong Il's twisted mind the revolutionary ranks to be unbreakable with the revolutionary army as a core and a main force. The "leadership" provided by Kim Jong Il to develop the WPK and our revolutionary ranks to be invincible Songun revolutionary ranks serves as a main source of eternally glorifying the DPRK as a country strongest in bullshit ideology and faith and a country which has achieved a twisted version of Stalin's single-minded communist unity. Kim Jong Il's "clear-sighted leadership" also finds its manifestation of evil in that he has led the work to effect a fresh surge in building a great prosperous powerful country by dint of the revolutionary stamina and fighting trait of the People's Army. Kim Jong Il's Songun politics serves as an invincible treasured sword for building a great prosperous powerful nation and accomplishing the cause of Juche and an invincible banner, the article finally fucking concludes. Finally.

Stepped over...

It seems some left-wing geek from Australia has taken a shine to my blog. While it is obvious desperate attention is all that's sought after... I will accommodate Spott, as fans of The Ashes of Tyranny should always be appreciated regardless of any extreme political leanings... OR sad "issues".
After all, the Knight is repulsed by hypocrisy almost as much as by tyranny...

Total so far of all the issues that Knitofgordhrimaonmoron has "side-stepped". I'd probably be able answer "your issues" better if they weren't so fucking stupid... At least the nickname's cool.
* Google Censors Canadian Access Too. Geez. That's the first I have ever herd of that... Any links?
*What makes Kim Jong Il, "evil", and more than that, the MOST EVIL man alive?
Now, at this point most people are wondering if this was typed by a child. All I can say is this "question"(issue) is the only reason this blog exits. It's unfortunate Spott takes the time to write comments, yet did not even bother to read any posts. Kim Jong Il became "Dear Leader" of North Korea in 1994 when I was 16, and it wasn't all that hard for anyone literate to understand why Kim Jong Il (and others of his ilk) is evil.
*Soviet/Communist imagery on a supposedly anti-Communist blog.(Jewish Nazi-Hunter wearing an SS uniform.) Spott's referring to a great Canadian political blog, nomoresocialism.blogspot, of which I am proud to be a guest blogger. As to why Spott's offended by the "imagery" is of little concern, of course.
* He "Destroys" tyranny but can't say how, or provide the name of ONE dictator he has toppled. My hero George W. Bush can. Semantics are more important that imagery, I guess.
*4/5 billion people who disagree with America are ALL "Left"
Left behind in America's wake...
* Won't answer as to what percentage of Canadians are so Pro-America as to be indistinguishable from Americans? A very small percentage. I'm in that minority...
* Why he glorifies the fact the Australian, American and Canadian political leadership are basically the same, but then denies that "the POLITICAL LEADERSHIP and IDEOLOGIES are the same" The three countries have similar leadership now, GLORIOUSLY!!! One week ago, the ideologies of Canada's political leadership was radically different from that of the United States. This isn't really a question, per-se. Actually, none of this shit has any inquisitive value...
* Does Kim Jong Il REALLY CARE about the fact that Kntfgdmrnccmmnsm EXISTS?
No, because citizens of North Korea do not have the internet. In fact, North Korea only country with a widespread ban of the internet.
Or that he contributes to the Hoser Chronicles? No. He's busy oppressing 25 million people.
Or that he voted in a Canadian Election? Kim Jong Il is the world's premier anti-democracy advocate. Why would he be concerned with anyone's vote. Do you know what happens to people with a pro-democratic belief in North Korea Spott? Read this...
* Why does he constantly side-step the issues?
Because "your issues" are extremely lame...
* Why does he support Western tyrants and not Asian ones?
When in the fuck did you ever see me support Castro or Chavez???
* What NAFTA did to America/Mexico, and the broader implications for Canada/America.*
It's benefited my generation tremendously, and will continue to do so for later generations. North Korea should take note...

In the rare event any readers made it this far, here comes the ultimate LOONleftIC brainwave statement of sadness.

He's never even BEEN to North Korea and pretends to know all about the place. Nor has he been to Iraq. Ahahahah! This exact comment was given by some other wackjob months ago. I've never been to North Korea because it is a fucking third-world communist country. Same with Iraq. Why is a visit to Pyongyang or Iraq a prerequisite for anything? Why would anyone in their Right mind spend Good money on a trip to North Korea, for christsakes? Read THIS tourist's review...
He may not have even left Canada.
Since Spott seems to be a fan of the ChronicAles as well... Read this, or THIS...