Recent work...

Here's the more fucked-up cuts from recent K.C.N.A reports. It's too weird to even try and discuss, so...

The positive treatment and warm care shown by the medical practitioners for 100-odd days saved her life and made her walk on the earth. It is an impressive story human love created in the Songun era of socialist Korea where all the people form a big family with leader Kim Jong Il as their father. Kim Jong Il might be a bit of a narcissist...

No wonder, Internet Homepage Conspiracy Planet on April 26 commented that but for the illicit money laundering the U.S. economy would have gone long bankrupt. The U.S. is a kingpin of illicit dealing and criminal financial transaction as it is disturbing the international financial order. It is nowhere near as disturbing as K.C.N.A sources of "information"...

Asos Branded as Family of Bloodsuckers
Pyongyang, May 30, 2006 (KCNA) -- The family of Japanese Foreign Minister Aso has been known as a family of bloodsuckers for many generations (Vampires? Nope. Capitalists...) as it press-ganged people of other countries into hard labor and accumulated wealth at the cost of their sweat and blood,

Manic Man

Our favorite antagonist Banner of Songun has managed to unleash even more insanity upon mankind. Enjoy...Update: Banner chimes in on The Eye...
You have the smell of fear about you, puppet.
^_^
Banner, I'm sure American weapons have been sharpened so thoroughly on Iraq, that cutting North Korea's WMDs apart would be a cakewalk. Ya cold-blooded mofo...

The "election"...

Forces for Peace and Progress in S. Korea Called upon to Punish Conservative Forces for War

Pyongyang, May 27, 2006 (KCNA) -- The people from all walks of life in south Korea should cast ballots Whereas, I think people from all walks of life in North Korea should BE ABLE TO cast ballots... to the forces for peace and progress in the "election to the local self-governing bodies" slated to be held on May 31 irrespective of party affiliation and political grouping and ism and thus punish the conservative forces for war and lay a solid foundation for ensuring peace on the Korean Peninsula, urges Rodong Sinmun today in a signed article. It goes on telling a free democracy how to fucking vote: The victory of the forces for peace and progress in the "election" I guess the K.C.N.A needs to put the word "election" in quotation marks, or the average North Korean citizen might get the idea democracy is NOT evil... would put impetus to the progress of the south Korean society and the process of inter-Korean reconciliation. But if the conservative forces are allowed to seize local power, this will drive the south Korean society to subjugation, dictatorship and war. Wait! I thought South Korean society had to "thus punish the conservative forces for war"? And how is subjugation and dictatorship NOT descriptive of North Korean society??? The "election" is a crucial matter related to the destiny of the south Korean people and, furthermore, to the future of the country and the entire Korean nation. Yea, so why can't an "election", have the same effect on the North Korean nation?!?!?! Now is the time to make a correct option and bold decision. Peace is a prerequisite to the independent life the south Korean people have desired so much and a mainstay for independent reunification. To stand for war means committing acts of treachery as instructed by the U.S. and the gentries of the "Grand National Party" servile to it. The U.S. has left no means untried to strengthen its system of rule over south Korea. It is one of its levers to revive the pro-U.S. conservative forces for war so that they may return to power. Uhhhh, I think they meant RETAIN power... The GNP is a den of lackeys of the U.S. and a centre of the conservative forces for war. Already ostracized in the era after being forsaken by North Korean history, this treacherous party is making desperate efforts to lay a springboard through the forthcoming "election" and realize its wild ambition to come to power through the next year's "presidential election." No shit! The concept of democracy must really be alien to citizens of the "Democratic" "People's" "Republic" of Korea...
Casting ballots to the GNP is as treacherous as inviting the dark fascist rule to south Korea and driving the country and the nation to a scourge of war. It is no use of crying over spilt milk. That's fuckin' Right! The dark fascist rule of Kim Jong Il will continue to be opposed by the Conservative powers that voters elect.