Thursday, April 20, 2006

Limp "debate"...

Here's some lame criticism from Ti-Guy, one of the more hardcore and boring LOONleftICS around... Try and keep in mind North Korea's border security and emigration policy can be considered more fascist than anything in the world.

This was a pretty fascist thing for you to write over at My Blahg:"Do you brainwaves really thing anyone in the Canadian government had even the most remote inkling to try and influence American immigration/border security policy? Ever???" It's their country, and hence their immigration and their security. It would be a wasted effort anyway, brainwave, "Wake the fuck up.Then acquire a fucking passport, like every other civilized person, all ye fucking crybabies." Or, don't visit America. Or any other nation.

Who do you think you are...boss of everyone? No.
Leave that kind of thing for Kim Jong Il....
and sober up, ferchrissakes. Nope.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006


U.S. Moves against Cuba under Fire
Pyongyang, April 19, 2006 (KCNA) -- The Cuban people are adhering to the revolutionary principles and resolutely destroying the economic blockades of the imperialist reactionaries against Cuba, by floating rafts to Florida... closely rallied around Fidel Castro in defiance of the anti-Cuban moves to which the U.S. imperialists are clinging persistently, like a Cuban "clings persistently" to a raft to Florida...failing to draw a proper lesson from their miserable defeat in the past, declares Minju Joson in a signed article today. It always goes on: The anti-U.S. armed struggle of the Cuban people known as the Playa Giron battle in history has clearly showed that no one on earth can be a match to a people tightly holding arms. I was not aware people with tightly held arms were so powerful. The Cuban people are smashing at every step the anti-Cuban and anti-socialist moves of the imperialist reactionaries in the staunch anti-imperialist and anti-U.S. spirit they displayed in routing the enemy in those days and reliably defending the motherland, revolution and socialism. It must be noted that the Cuban government and people have paid deep attention to tightening political ties with the "leftist powers" that have made appearance one on the heel of the other in the Latin American region in recent years. By developing friendly and cooperative relations with such countries aspiring after socialism as Venezuela and Bolivia, they are forming an anti-imperialist, anti-U.S. front and striking a blow at the dominationist moves of the U.S. to reduce the Latin American region to its "quiet backyard". Kinda like South Korea regards North Korea as it's "dark backyard"... The Cuban people are extending invariable support and solidarity to the struggle of the Korean people to reunify the country and build a great prosperous powerful nation, shattering at every step the maneuvers of the U.S. imperialists to launch a war of aggression, holding aloft the banner of socialism in the East. The Korean people are glad to be with the Cuban people in one and the same trench of the anti-imperialist, anti-U.S. struggle. Well, North Korea and Cuba ARE in the "same (shitty) trench"... It is an unshakable stand of the Workers' Party of Korea and the DPRK government to go always hand in hand with the Cuban people in the fight against the common enemy... Success. We believe that the Cuban people will surely emerge victorious in the anti-imperialist, anti-U.S. struggle. A Cuban victory is an American citizenship...

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Southern Cowards

Unification Minister Lee Jong-seok said on Monday said Seoul would offer "bold" economic support to North Korea in the next inter-Korean ministerial talks to resolve the plight of South Koreans abducted by the North. "Our goal is to confirm whether South Koreans abducted by the North are alive and bring them back," Lee told the National Assembly.
"The government will do what it must do to resolve the issue."

I'm trying to imagine a sovereign nation kidnapping Canadian citizens, and expecting economic aid to "resolve the issue". To understand how fucked up North Korean society is, one does not need to look further than this story. After demonstrating a willingness to spread the ass-cheeks and let Kim Jong Il wail on the rectum that IS South Korean foreign policy... It's hard not to argue that the R.O.K's official policy towards the D.P.R.K, is to keep them in power at all cost.
Kim Jong Il's evil ideology will always exist beside South Korea, as long as the government and the nation remain pacifist cowards.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Late donation...

China Donates Equipment to Korean Hydro-Meteorological Service
Pyongyang, April 17, 2006 (KCNA) -- The Ministry of Water Resources of China donated equipment for communications and hydrological observation to the Hydro-Meteorological Service of the DPRK. The day AFTER the "huge" snowstorm. A donation ceremony was held here Monday. Wheee! Present at the ceremony were Ko Il Hun, director of the Hydro-Meteorological Service, and officials concerned, Wu Donghe, Chinese ambassador to the DPRK, and embassy officials and members of the delegation of the Chinese Ministry of Water Resources headed by Deng Jian, director of the Bureau of Hydrology. Speeches were made on "the occasion". North Korea has gotten so accustomed to socialistic handouts and aid, they throw a fucking party when someone gives shit to them...

Cold day in hell...

Abnormal Snow in Korea
Pyongyang, April 17 2006 (KCNA) -- Rain and Snow fell in most parts of the DPRK on Monday due to the effect of depression moving from Huabei of China to the northward of the West Sea of Korea. In an interview with KCNA, Ri Chol Su, vice-director of the Central Weather Forecast Institute under the Hydro-Meteorological Service, said: In Pyongyang area it snowed from around 06:30 to around 09:00. The snow lied 1 centimeter thick*snicker* and its precipitation was 2 millimeters. Eh, what can I say? It's been a slow news week... Such phenomenon was observed in Korea on April 17, Juche 51 (1962). This phenomenon was attributable to the fact that the cold air stratum below zero degree C was nearly 400 meters high from the ground in and around the country, and NOT global warming. Therefore, the snow formed in the stratosphere fell to the ground without thawing. Interesting. Such abnormal climate is rare to be seen in Pyongyang area. In April when the spring comes around, all kinds of flowers bloom and the seeds sowed in March begin to sprout. The untimely snowfall exerts harmful influence on the growth of the crops and plants. Does it exert an influence more harmful than communism, on the growth of the crops and plants???