Frantic fanatics...

Dangerous Attempt of Nuclear War Fanatics under Fire
Pyongyang, April 27, 2006 (KCNA) -- It is as clear as noonday that the U.S. imperialists will be engulfed in the flames of a nuclear war if they launch it against humankind. So launching it against the D.P.R.K is A-O.K. The Bush administration had better stop the foolish act of inviting misfortune. Rodong Sinmun Thursday says this in a signed commentary. Accusing the Bush administration of having planned to produce 125 nuclear weapons of new type every year and decided to establish a comprehensive nuclear substance production centre to this end, and seeking to use nuclear weapons as conventional weapons in all wars, Now cmon! How stupid is this going to get? How does that even make sense? the commentary goes on, of course: The U.S. is posing the danger of a nuclear war to the world while stepping up the development and production of new type nuclear weapons behind the scene of "nuclear disarmament". The bellicose Bush forces cry for new "danger" to justify their criminal nuclear war policy. Such "danger" is, in essence, just a pretext for a preemptive nuclear attack. They have already designated anti-imperialist independent countries including the DPRK and even nuclear weapons states, Iran and North Korea, as targets of their nuclear attack. The reality teaches the countries aspiring after independence and peace to increase their military capacity uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh... Fuck. What? to cope with the U.S. imperialists' reckless moves for a nuclear war. Oh. The Korean people will bolster war deterrent to cope with the U.S. intensified nuclear war moves and thus reliably defend the *snicker* gains of revolution and socialism. By building nuclear weapons, and selling nuclear weapon technology to the black-market.

Fact Traitors

Despicable Act of Stupid under Fire
Pyongyang, April 25, 2006 (KCNA) -- The south Korea-U.S. "Alliance Friendship Society" named U.S. Ambassador in Seoul Vershbow "Pak Po U", the former U.S. 8th army commander in south Korea "Kim Han Su", the U.S. 7th air force commander "Kim Ung Bi" and Laporte, U.S. forces commander in south Korea, "Ra Po Thae". Minju Joson today observes in a signed commentary as regards such humiliating act of treachery: North Korea is really pissed about this event... This is nothing but a despicable act of the stupid *snicker* who are too keen on serving the U.S. that they go reckless bereft of any reason and an unpardonable traitorous act that touches off the bitter resentment of the Korean nation. The North part of it, anyway. It goes on:Vershbow let loose groundless vituperation against someone, uhhhhh, who the fuck is "someone"? meddling in this or that issue, by doing something here or there, with others over there, as soon as he was appointed as the U.S. ambassador to south Korea, and thus triggered off the bitter indignation of the Koreans and criticism in the south Korean society. How? Those who have been given Korean names by the above-said organization are without exception plot-breeders and warmongers as they have desperately pursued confrontation and war against the unity and reunification of the Korean nation. Nevertheless, the organization did such a ridiculous thing in betrayal of the soul and spirit of the Korean nation. Ohhh NO! This only betrays the foolish aim of the traitors to prolong their remaining days by clinging to the coattails of the aggressors, utterly indifferent to the misfortune of the fellow countrymen. What "misfortune" do South Korea's "fellow countrymen" suffer anyway? It's apparent how "utterly indifferent" they are towards the misfortune of their fellow North-countrymen! What merits a serious attention is that the "Grand National Party" of south Korea, a group of pro-U.S. conservatives, is zealously using the above-said organization for satisfying its greed for power. The Korean nation can never feel safe as long as there are groups of pro-American traitors such as the "GNP" and "alliance friendship society" that desire the outbreak of a war on the Korean Peninsula. The D.P.R.K will be broken before any border. The Koreans should never pardon the above-mentioned pro-U.S. ultra-right forces and the "GNP" working hard to satisfy their greed for power, while faithfully serving the outside forces in betrayal of the soul and spirit of the nation. The people from all walks of life in south Korea should destroy the citadel of the pro-U.S. sycophantic group by dealing telling blows at the "GNP" in the upcoming "election to the local self-governing bodies." As the average North Korean suddenly becomes confused, and bitter...

The chef recommends...

Via kick-ass reader derrell: Here's an interesting read involving a chef for the D.P.R.K, that seems like it has to be true...
On the other side of the darkened window of the kitchen, crossing the gangway which led from the cruiser to a luxurious suite overhead was the Man in the murals This is the mural at the Yongbyon nuclear facility. I've always understood "Dear Leader" murals to be extremly rare in comparison to the "Eternal President"... Wouldn't Kim Il Sung be hogging all of the murals, and thus be thought of as "the "Man" in the murals"??? Whatever. Just fucking read the story already.

Mentally flunked...

Pro-U.S. Flattery Flailed How do you "flail" "flattery"?
Pyongyang, April 24, 2006 (KCNA) -- The south Korea-U.S. "Alliance Friendship Society" is staging such a disgusting farce as giving Korean-style names to bosses of the local U.S. ruling machines in south Korea including the U.S. ambassador, making sheep's eyes at them. I suspect the K.C.N.A is running out of fresh ideas in regards to smearing America... Branding the riffraffs like sheep of the "society" as despicable fanatics of pro-U.S. flunkeyism, a Rodong Sinmun analyst Monday says: Rondong Sinmun. No government in the world has has ever had a one man media organization so passionately on it's wing... It is a disgrace and tragedy that there are such traitors within the nation who hit upon the abominable idea, after licking the boots of the aggressors, running the whole gamut of flattery. "Pro-U.S Flattery" is a "gambit" in North Korea now, like it wasn't before... He goes on(tomorrow they will refer to "he" as "it"...): This treacherous thought must have struck the pro-U.S. elements in their desperate efforts to prolong their days which are numbered, pushed to the fringe by the trend of independent reunification. But their behavior is too shameless. Underlying this despicable folly of the fanatics of pro-U.S. flunkeyism is the sinister intention to carry the split of south Korean society to a greater depth and capitalize on it for their return to power, as well as to capitalize business. What the traitors of the Grand National Party seek in wirepulling such ultra-right organizations as the "friendship society" to stage the pro-U.S. farce is to divide south Korean society into anti-U.S. and pro-U.S. sections and achieve the tie-up of the conservative forces. Pro-U.S. treacheries will bring nothing but misfortune and pain of national division and catastrophic disasters of war to the whole nation. As opposed to a decades long government induced famine... Yet, the traitors of the GNP are driving south Korea suffering from tragedies brought by pro-U.S. acts into a deeper abyss of pro-U.S. flunkeyism and gratify their greed for power. Their mental disease of pro-U.S. flunkeyism is obviously incurable before they go to their graves. Has any media in the English language ever used the word "flunkeyism" four times in a two paragraph "news" "report"??? To say nothing of the "incurable mental disease"... Realities make it crystal clear that independence, progress and dignity are unthinkable in south Korea with the GNP and other groups of pro-U.S. traitors let alone. Has a more oxymoronic sentenced ever existed in the English language?

When the food runs out...

CBN News

Via The Korea Liberator

SEOUL - North Korea could suspend food rations

for ordinary citizens in Pyongyang

next month due to its worsening famine, a South Korean aid group warned Sunday.
The famine that is the DPRK always seems to worsen...
South Koreans could not give a fuck about any of this. If they cared even in the slightest way, SOME of their leaders would be taking a hard line against North Korea's government, instead of shipping them rice and about a million other fucking things that they always seem to need...

The North Korean capital has had a better food supply than other areas in the Stalinist state despite a chronic food shortage since the 1990s.
It's about as difficult to determine why government officials in Pyongyang got to eat while EVERYBODY ELSE STARVED, as it is determining why North Korea is always plagued by a "chronic food shortage"...