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Anniversary of Kim Jong Il's Famous Work Observed
Pyongyang, January 29, 2006 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il made public the work "The Songun Revolutionary Line Is a Great Revolutionary Line of Our Times and an Ever-victorious Banner of Our Revolution" Does that shitty title even fit on the cover? on Jan. 29, Juche 92 (2003). The work serves as a monumental work reflecting Kim Jong Il's iron will to steadily advance the Korean revolution under the uplifted banner of Songun and build a dignified great prosperous powerful socialist country of Juche on this land. It's a shame Kim Jong Il doesn't feel the same way about "steadily advancing" the "building of a dignified great prosperous powerful" hotel...
Rodong Sinmun Sunday says this in a signed article dedicated to the anniversary. The history in which Kim Jong Il has led the Workers' Party of Korea and the Korean revolution has been a period in which he has increased the state power in every way I'll fuckin' say! with his Songun revolutionary leadership, the article notes, and goes on: The "wise leadership" provided by Kim Jong Il for consolidating the revolutionary position in the DPRK in every tyrannic way under the banner of Songun is all lies in that he has reinforced the military position of the country as firm as an iron Berlin wall on the principle of giving priority of the countries' entire food supply to the military affairs. It is thanks to the strong People's Army that the Korean people have won a shining pretend victory in the imagined fierce political and military confrontation with the U.S. imperialists, foiled all moves of the enemies for aggression(A.K.A North Koreans with different views than that of Kim Jong Il) and firmly defended the country, the revolution and socialism. His "wise leadership" also finds its expression in that he has consolidated the single-minded unity of Kim Jong Il's twisted mind the revolutionary ranks to be unbreakable with the revolutionary army as a core and a main force. The "leadership" provided by Kim Jong Il to develop the WPK and our revolutionary ranks to be invincible Songun revolutionary ranks serves as a main source of eternally glorifying the DPRK as a country strongest in bullshit ideology and faith and a country which has achieved a twisted version of Stalin's single-minded communist unity. Kim Jong Il's "clear-sighted leadership" also finds its manifestation of evil in that he has led the work to effect a fresh surge in building a great prosperous powerful country by dint of the revolutionary stamina and fighting trait of the People's Army. Kim Jong Il's Songun politics serves as an invincible treasured sword for building a great prosperous powerful nation and accomplishing the cause of Juche and an invincible banner, the article finally fucking concludes. Finally.
Pyongyang, January 29, 2006 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il made public the work "The Songun Revolutionary Line Is a Great Revolutionary Line of Our Times and an Ever-victorious Banner of Our Revolution" Does that shitty title even fit on the cover? on Jan. 29, Juche 92 (2003). The work serves as a monumental work reflecting Kim Jong Il's iron will to steadily advance the Korean revolution under the uplifted banner of Songun and build a dignified great prosperous powerful socialist country of Juche on this land. It's a shame Kim Jong Il doesn't feel the same way about "steadily advancing" the "building of a dignified great prosperous powerful" hotel...
Rodong Sinmun Sunday says this in a signed article dedicated to the anniversary. The history in which Kim Jong Il has led the Workers' Party of Korea and the Korean revolution has been a period in which he has increased the state power in every way I'll fuckin' say! with his Songun revolutionary leadership, the article notes, and goes on: The "wise leadership" provided by Kim Jong Il for consolidating the revolutionary position in the DPRK in every tyrannic way under the banner of Songun is all lies in that he has reinforced the military position of the country as firm as an iron Berlin wall on the principle of giving priority of the countries' entire food supply to the military affairs. It is thanks to the strong People's Army that the Korean people have won a shining pretend victory in the imagined fierce political and military confrontation with the U.S. imperialists, foiled all moves of the enemies for aggression(A.K.A North Koreans with different views than that of Kim Jong Il) and firmly defended the country, the revolution and socialism. His "wise leadership" also finds its expression in that he has consolidated the single-minded unity of Kim Jong Il's twisted mind the revolutionary ranks to be unbreakable with the revolutionary army as a core and a main force. The "leadership" provided by Kim Jong Il to develop the WPK and our revolutionary ranks to be invincible Songun revolutionary ranks serves as a main source of eternally glorifying the DPRK as a country strongest in bullshit ideology and faith and a country which has achieved a twisted version of Stalin's single-minded communist unity. Kim Jong Il's "clear-sighted leadership" also finds its manifestation of evil in that he has led the work to effect a fresh surge in building a great prosperous powerful country by dint of the revolutionary stamina and fighting trait of the People's Army. Kim Jong Il's Songun politics serves as an invincible treasured sword for building a great prosperous powerful nation and accomplishing the cause of Juche and an invincible banner, the article finally fucking concludes. Finally.
posted by KnightofGoodMrIronMan at 11:04 PM
2 Comments:
Now if he could just get a little more food in the people's bellies, a bit more clothing on their bodies, and better housing.
Nope, he's gotta build big fancy monuments to himself.
He is nothing but a buffoon, a dangerous buffoon, but a buffoon all the same.
How does a "leader" build a grand hotel in the capital, then leave it unfinished for years upon end?
Then express this shit...
This one really had a strange translation. No question.
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