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Lift of Step for Disconnecting Internet Sites Demanded
Pyongyang, May 1, 2006 (KCNA) -- The Internet Journalists Association of south Korea and Internet homepage Minjok Thongsin in the United States reportedly held a joint press conference in Seoul on April 26 at which they strongly demanded the south Korean "government" lift the step for disconnecting the Internet sites and stop the unreasonable suppression of the press. Those piece of shit scumbags! Ya gotta fucking be kidding me. The same day the CPJ report is released. How does the K.C.N.A get away with telling the average North Korean that South Koreans are being disconnected from something THEY don't even have?!?!? Speakers at the press conference accused the south Korean "government" of instructing the "Ministry of Information and Telecommunications" in November 2004 to totally cut off the connections of 31 Internet sites opened by overseas Koreans on the groundless charges of being "pro-north sites" and having taken no measures in this regard since then. Let 'em stay running so I can hack on 'em, I say. A written demand, for the lift of the measure for cutting off the connections with Internet press of overseas Koreans was read out at the press conference. The action taken by the south Korean authorities to cut off the connections of Internet sites with the overseas national press is hardly understandable, the message charged, urging the authorities to lift such step as soon as possible. If only North Koreans had what we all take for granted:
The ability to roam freely on the internet...

Number one...

ChosunIlbo
A respected journalists' organization has singled out North Korea as the most censored country in the world. CPJ Executive Director Ann Cooper says when it comes to press censorship, North Korea is in a class by itself. "North Korea, I don't think there's any argument, comes out at the top of the list," she said. "There's simply no other place with the degree of control that North Korea has. Although it hasn't appeared on other lists that we've done, it's not the most dangerous country in the world for journalists, because there are no independent journalists there."
The complete absence of a free press is one of the minor problems facing North Korea. The rest of the international community, excluding America, doesn't seem to care much for putting North Korea on any type of policy list towards dealing with it's problems realistically. Everyone seems to enjoy taking the South Korean approach towards dealing with the D.P.R.K's evil policies... Nothing.

In the Americas, she said Fidel Castro's Cuba remains the worst violator, with the second highest number of jailed journalists in the world.
Where's that genius cryMRU when you need him? Here's some choice quotes of his regarding Cuba...
I would do some research here. Cuba does actually have elections, and the women MP's are actually elected! Gosh! Golly! Neato!
Does Cuba have any female journalists in prison for doing their job? What do these "elected" officials have to say about it? What happens when the journalists report what they said?Anyways, the "fact" remains that there is equality in Cuba. Something that wouldn't have happened if the American backed puppet Batista would have stayed in power!
Cuban journalists are equally without freedom. The Cuban people are equally oppressed. America would turn it into their playground like it was before Fidel. Or turn it into another Puerto Rico...
How many Puerto Ricans emigrate to the socialist "paradise" of Cuba, cryMRU? How many South Koreans emigrate to North Korea???

Arched Hell

U.S. Termed World's Worst Human Rights Abuser
Pyongyang, April 28, 2006 (KCNA) -- Rodong Sinmun Friday in a signed article brands the United States like a fake North Korean cigarette, as the world's worst human rights abuser and No.1 foe of human rights, citing facts to prove its true colors. As unanimously recognized by the world, and also already said in this "report", the U.S. is the arch violator of human rights, the article notes, and goes on repetitively: Its poorest human rights record finds a vivid manifestation in the fact that people's right to elect and to be elected and the rights of women and children are savagely violated in the U.S. The North Korean solution: simply eliminate the Right to vote, so there is nothing to be "savagely violated". Many people are denied suffrage due to various kinds of restrictions in the election under the pretexts of abode and want of money and the like. The North Korean solution: simply eliminate the private economy, so there's no "want of money". The U.S. is one of a few countries which have not ratified "the convention banning all forms of discriminations against women" and one of the two countries which refused to ratify the "convention on the rights of children." And Kyoto. It is the worst in abusing not only the rights of its people but those of other nations. It has regarded "human rights diplomacy" as its major foreign policy for intervention and domination over other countries, as it fucking should, and left no means untried to implement it. It has perpetrated the most horrendous abuse of human rights by practicing medieval torture of people of other countries. It set up prisons equipped with modern science and technology in various parts of the world where its interrogators have committed cruel maltreatment and torture putting even the law enforcement agents in the medieval ages into the shade. The barbaric human rights abuses perpetrated by GIs in the prison of the U.S. naval base in Guantanamo, the Abu Ghraib Prison in Iraq and other detention camps and prisons of the world are monstrous human rights violations that diametrically run counter to the humanitarian principles of modern international law and the international law on human rights. The U.S. forces have openly committed even sexual torture strictly banned by international law. Is there anything Rodong Sinmun WON'T accuse the U.S of committing?!?!? It is again the U.S. that wantonly tramples down upon the freedom of worship. I guess not... The U.S. is bound to be severely punished by history, should it continue abusing human rights despite unanimous protest and condemnation of the public at home and abroad, the article warns. Nobody is scared or heeding that warning...