Same ol' provocation...

By now everyone has heard of Kim Jong Il's attempt at garnering international headlines...
Although he has used the threat of a nuclear detonation to gain concessions/attention in the past, this still does NOT project stability on the part of North Korea's leadership. Unfortunately for North Korean foreign policy, George W. Bush seems quite prepared to deal with the issue the exact same way as always, by doing fuck all...
"If North Korea were to conduct a test, it's just a constant reminder for people in the neighborhood, in particular, that North Korea poses a threat,"
Don't hold your breath waiting for either an explosion, or action by the White House.

Yet, I hope there IS a nuclear test on the Korean peninsula. It's occurrence will remind everyone in the world how righteous and just a war to topple the "Democratic" "People's" "Republic" of Korea would be...

Next Year

Well, it's been a year and all I can say is that it only gets more preposterous...
U.S. False Propaganda prior to Military Invasion under Fire
Pyongyang, August 13, 2006 (KCNA) -- It is preposterous for the U.S. imperialists to resort to a false propaganda against other countries, lording it over in the international arena and this is nothing but a mockery of humankind. Unlike the K.C.N.A, I guess... Rodong Sinmun today says this in a signed article. It always goes on: The West is engaged in a ceaseless false propaganda in a bid to isolate Iran in the international arena by branding its peaceful nuclear activities unrelated to North Korea's DECLARED nuclear military activities.. as ones for "the development of nuclear weapons" and seek a regime change. Just like North Korea. They are bringing such groundless charges as "violation of human rights", "development of nuclear weapons" and "terrorism sponsorship" to other countries by spreading sheer lies and misinformation in a bid to mislead the international public opinion find a pretext for aggression and war and justify their moves. It is a vicious, crafty and trite method for them to resort to a false propaganda prior to aggression and war. The U.S. imperialists' invasion of Iraq patently proved that they are the outrageous aggressors who do not hesitate to fake up lies and resort to any false propaganda in order to achieve their sinister purpose of aggression. They are now engrossed in a vicious anti-DPRK smear campaign based on sheer lies. They are foolish enough to tarnish the international prestige of the DPRK aaaahahahah while going busy infiltrating reactionary bourgeois ideas and culture into its society in a bid to destabilize it. Not any worse than the way the weather usually destabilizes the country... All sorts of false propaganda conducted by them against the DPRK are aimed at serving this purpose. It is an operation to be carried out by them prior to invading it by force of arms. In fact, they are staging large-scale military exercises one after another after massively bringing aggression forces and modern military hardware into south Korea and its vicinity under the pretext of the non-existent "threat from north Korea" and the like. It's nice to hear the K.C.N.A say that for a change... They are planning to conduct "Ulji Focus Lens" joint military exercises in the wake of "RIMPAC-2006" joint war maneuvers. These reckless moves against the DPRK have created such a tense situation on the Korean Peninsula that a war may break out there any moment. Progressive mankind is called upon to heighten the vigilance against the U.S. imperialists' sheer false propaganda, aware that it is bound to be followed by military aggression.
I assume the Korean Central News Agency does not like to being the worst at false propaganda. Obviously, American media has the market cornered on false propaganda...