Kim Jong Il's Flower Palace

Apparently Poktokkumi is renowned for it's flowers. I guess a fruity tyrant like Kim Jong Il needs a whole palace for "his flowers"...

Globally unpeaceful...

Defence of Global Peace and Security Called for
Pyongyang, January 10, 2007 (KCNA) -- To defend the global peace and security at present is an urgent requirement and task of the times which no one can turn aside from
Much like North Korean tyranny...
as it is a vital issue related to the destiny of humankind.
Rodong Sinmun today observes this in a signed article. And ya KNOW... It goes on: The U.S.-led imperialist forces are becoming evermore undisguised in their moves for aggression and war, against brutal dictatorships... This requires all the countries to turn out as one to defend the global peace and security. If only the U.N worked that way, eh? It is the U.S.-led imperialists that pose the biggest threat to the global peace and security. Not reckless North Korean nuclear tests... It is the basic requirement for defending the global peace and security to deal a deadlier blow at the staggering U.S. imperialists badly beaten in different parts of the world. Like where!?!?! Afghanistan? Iraq? Somalia? It is very important to strengthen the non-aligned movement. A.K.A loser peaceniks... The NAM The WHAT? serves as a very effective and strong force in achieving the above-said objective. Vietnam? It is necessary to be vigilant against the imperialist forces' moves to drive a wedge and sow the seeds of dissension among its member countries. It is equally important to give momentum to the trend of the world towards regional cooperation and multi-polarization. I guess it is Vietnam... It is essential to foil the moves of the allies of the U.S. imperialists for aggression.
Sounds a little bit insurgent to me...
Japan has emerged a dangerous aggressor force in Asia by not developing nuclear weapons, backed by the U.S. Israel has a scenario to attack the nuclear facilities in Iran. Hmmm. Someone sounds scared... The situation is growing tenser wherever there are forces toeing the U.S. line. It is, therefore, important to pressurize and isolate those forces toeing the U.S. war policy to deter them from running wild, while intensifying the struggle against the U.S. Oppressing North Korean citizens does little to deter U.S war policy... It is necessary for each country to build up its own strength to defend the global peace and security. No kiddin'... The practical experience gained by the DPRK proves that a country can prevent a war and protect its sovereignty and peace only when it attaches importance to the military affairs and bolster its self-reliant defence capability, and attaches little importance to the "self-reliant defence capability" of the population. This year, too, the Korean people will smash the moves of the U.S. imperialists to provoke a new war, defend the peace on the Korean Peninsula and firmly protect the global peace and security, with crude radioactive plutonium, united close with all the anti-imperialist independent forces in the world under the uplifted banner of Songun.
6, count 'em 6 uses of the phrase "global peace and security".
Less original adjectives than the New York Times...