Sunday, October 30, 2005

Which Game?

Japanese Reactionaries' Computer War Games under Fire
The K.C.N.A, hard at work covering Hu Jintao's visit, somehow manage to find the time to blast the fuck out of Japan...
Pyongyang, October 28, 2005 (KCNA) -- A spokesman for the Korean National Peace Committee issued a statement on Oct. 27 to denounce the Japanese reactionaries' moves to make and circulate extremely belligerent and provocative computer war games in mobilizing "Self-Defence Forces" to unleash a war of aggression against Korea and surrounding countries, I think I played that one, I dunno. The Japanese make sooo many Good video games these days, it's hard to keep up... occupy Tok Islet and Jeju Island, attack the DPRK's nuclear facilities and smash the Chinese army. Yeayea... that WAS a hell of a game. March upon North Korea first, then use it as a massive military base to launch into China. The war games reflecting the Japanese rightist reactionaries' ambition for militarization and reinvasion are an intolerable provocation against the Koreans and other Asians as they are a dangerous prelude to reinvasion of Korea and surrounding countries, not mere games, Why are they hours of fun then? the statement said, and went on: You guys sound like Hillary talkin' bout G.T.A... The moves for war games are prompted by the Japanese reactionaries' sinister intention to incite the fever of militarism and reinvasion in Japanese society by taking advantage of the U.S. policy of a war of aggression and mobilize the SDF to swallow up Korea and, furthermore, the whole of Asia. Which game was that? Zelda? All the Koreans in the north and the south should heighten vigilance against the Japanese reactionaries' moves for reinvasion and frustrate them with national cooperation. The Japanese reactionaries should stop making the reckless war game which will entail their destruction and drop ambition for a comeback to Korea.
Ohhhhh! I know what game it was... Emperor.

2 Comments:

Blogger shoprat said...

Perhaps they are afraid that if Japan went militant again (unlikely)they would be able to take North Korea and turn it into a prosperous, free country like Japan and South Korea.

10:47 AM  
Blogger KnightofGoodMrIronMan said...

No. They're worried about the same thing they are ALWYAS worried about...

The D.P.R.K's continued survival.

p.s Not one country in the world, not even America, can compete with Japan in the global video game market. A fact lost on the D.P.R.K.

2:47 PM  

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