Friday, October 28, 2005

Press Relief

PYONGYANG, Oct. 28, 2005 (Xinhuanet) -- Hu Jintao, general secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China (CPC) and president of China, held talks with Kim Jong Il, top leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), on Friday afternoon in Pyongyang. They had an in-depth exchange of views on bilateral ties and international and regional issues of common concern. I doubt the advancement of governmental press releases was on the agenda. Chinese President Hu arrived in Pyongyang earlier in the day for an official goodwill visit to the DPRK at the invitation of Kim Jong Il, general secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea and chairman of the National Defense Commission a.k.a, a convicted 7-11 loiterer. AAAAAAAhahahahaha... What a relieved dork! LOOK AT THE GRIP ON THE ARM!!!AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kimmy's going bald, i.e no more "Il-bouffant". I love this shit. I was saving this one for a special occasion...

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOUR CORRUPT REGIME IS FINALLY BEING TAKEN TO TASK. PUPPET MASTER CHENEY HAS HAD HIS RIGHT HAND MAN INDICTED. HOPEFULLY THIS IS JUST THE FIRST DOMINO TO FALL AND IT WILL BRING THIS ILLEGAL REGIME DOWN.

THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE IRAQ WAR WAS TO GET RID OF THE WMD'S. IT WAS A FALSE PRETENSE. PEOPLE ARE BEING INDICTED BECAUSE OF THEIR LIES. DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU THE LEAST BIT SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THEIR MOTIVES WITH NORTH KOREA?

1:15 PM  
Blogger KnightofGoodMrIronMan said...

YOUR CORRUPT REGIME IS FINALLY BEING TAKEN TO TASK.
By who? Iran? Or have you NOT heard the "news"...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,251-1846793,00.html

"PUPPET MASTER CHENEY HAS HAD HIS RIGHT HAND MAN INDICTED." The democRats better hope for more success than Canada's Conservatives had, going after the Liebrals... "HOPEFULLY"

"THIS IS JUST THE FIRST DOMINO TO FALL AND IT WILL BRING THIS ILLEGAL REGIME DOWN." At least it's not a blowjob....

"THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE IRAQ WAR WAS TO GET RID OF THE WMD'S." And tyranny. 1 for 2 ain't bad. Who's next?

"IT WAS A FALSE PRETENSE." Regarding the latest indicments...
"PEOPLE ARE BEING INDICTED BECAUSE OF THEIR LIES."
Yea, democRatic lies...

"DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU THE LEAST BIT SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THEIR MOTIVES WITH NORTH KOREA?" Yea, the Republicans are acting like a bunch of useless, pussy democRats, and doing FUCK ALL about the problem. Like Mr. Blowjob did...

Bomb Bushir and Yongbyon... Simultaneously.

p.s: Are you sure this isn't satire? Or are you really that "unfortunate"?

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW CAN YOU SAY DEMOCRAT LIES!!!LIBBY IS A REPUBLICAN, CHENEY'S CHIEF OF STAFF AND ONE OF THE HAWKS THAT PUSHED FOR THIS ILLEGAL WAR. NOW THE LIAR IS BEING PUNNISHED, THE REST WILL FOLLOW. CHENEY SHOULD RESIGN. THEN YOUR PRINCESS CONDI CAN BECOME V.P. AND GO DOWN ON THE SINKING SHIP THAT IS BUSHES WHITE HOUSE AND SPARE EVERYONE HER TOKEN WHITE HOUSE RUN. THE DEMOCRATS WILL WIN IN 2008 THAT IS A LOCK.

YOU PEOPLE WANTED CLINTONS HEAD FOR GETTING A LITTLE HEAD AND NOW WHEN AN ACCTUAL CRIME OCCURS YOU BLAME THE DEMOCRATS??? INSANE.

2:07 PM  
Blogger KnightofGoodMrIronMan said...

"HOW CAN YOU SAY DEMOCRAT LIES!!!" The same way I say a Liebral lies...

"LIBBY IS A REPUBLICAN, CHENEY'S CHIEF OF STAFF AND ONE OF THE HAWKS THAT PUSHED FOR THIS ILLEGAL WAR. NOW THE LIAR IS BEING PUNNISHED, THE REST WILL FOLLOW." The rest of what? The rise of Hillary?

"CHENEY SHOULD RESIGN."
I doubt it.
"THEN YOUR PRINCESS CONDI CAN BECOME V.P." No President. Brainwave. Do you honestly think Hillary would have a chance? *snicker* Are you a teenager? By chance?

AND GO DOWN ON THE SINKING SHIP THAT IS BUSHES" Like Bill USED to do to Hillary...

"WHITE HOUSE AND SPARE EVERYONE HER TOKEN WHITE HOUSE RUN. THE DEMOCRATS WILL WIN IN 2008 THAT IS A LOCK." O.k.

"YOU PEOPLE WANTED CLINTONS HEAD FOR GETTING A LITTLE HEAD AND NOW WHEN" You mean "NOW AND AGAIN"...

AN ACCTUAL CRIME OCCURS YOU BLAME THE DEMOCRATS???" Yea, it's called 9-11. Remember? Osama? The guy that REALLY wanted Clinton's head? Brainwave. Or are you to young to know about any of this?

"INSANE." First logical thing you have said...

2:28 PM  

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