Mountain of Secrecy

Study Tour of Native Home in Secret Camp on Mt. Paektu Samjiyon
February 10, 2006 (KCNA) -- School youth and children from across the country made a study tour of the old home of leader Kim Jong Il in the secret camp on Mt. Paektu on the occasion of the "auspicious" February holiday. Those poor kids had to take a field trip to learn how much they "love" "Dear Leader"... They left Hyesan on Feb. 4 and inspected the revolutionary battle sites and historic sites in the area of Mt. Paektu including Pochonbo, Phothae, Rimyongsu, Chong Hill and the secret camp on Mt. Paektu associated with the immortal traces of the three generals of Mt. Paektu till Feb. 9. During their tour they held a question-and-answer study contest, a prompt report publishing contest, a procession chorus contest of revolutionary songs Still not feeling sorry for these poor bored-ass kids??? and other political and cultural work to acquire the revolutionary history, greatness and undying exploits of the peerlessly great persons.
I can't imagine how bad THAT history class would be...
They arrived relieved in Samjiyon on Thursday and laid floral baskets and bouquets before the statue of President Kim Il Sung standing on the side of the Lake Samji before making a bow in humble reverence. They looked round the Samjiyon Grand Monument.
Some bronze statues and a courtyard. Seems like a lame monument to me...