Advisory

If you can't laugh at North Korea, who the fuck can you laugh at? The Saudis can't TOUCH these guys... :)

JANET K. KEELER August 28, 2005
North Korea has agreed to open more of its corners to foreign tourists, as its cash-strapped government is realizing that tourism is one of the quickest ways to earn money.

I'd like to offer advice to the "government" of North Korea. First, "fire" Alejandro Cao de Benos, and hire someone from South Korea that knows what the fuck he is doing. Also, I would try to put a better "shine" on the whole... "Government is more frightening than any crime" thing ya got going on...

Hyundai Asan, the South Korean company that already runs tours to the North, will offer trips to Mount Paektu, regarded by Koreans as the birthplace of their nation.

I would also advise you stop making up fairy tales and passing them off as a national history...




Ok, I'll admit...the Ryugyong Hotel is some fuckin' cool architecture. You need a free society to have guests in it. How is the Saudi tourism industry doing these days?