State Secret Gifts
I tell ya, that Kim really makes out like a bandit with all of the fucking presents. Here is his August tally...
Pyongyang, August 23 (KCNA) --Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by the Swiss Committee for Supporting the Independent and Peaceful Reunification of Korea on the occasion of the 60th anniversary of Korea's liberation. The gift was conveyed to an official of the DPRK embassy in Bern by Martin Lotscher, chairman of the Swiss committee, on August 13.
What was it?
Pyongyang, August 18 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il received a gift from U.S. religious leader Rev. Billy Graham and his son, Rev. Franklin Graham. It was handed over to DPRK Foreign Minister Paek Nam Sun on Thursday by the special assistant to Franklin Graham on a visit to Korea.
And the Reverand gave him WHAT exactly?
Caracas, August 16 (KCNA Correspondent) -- Leader Kim Jong Il received a gift from the Venezuelan National Preparatory Committee for the 16th World Festival of Youth and Students. The gift was handed over to the head of the DPRK delegation of youth and students to the festival on August 15 by General Secretary of the Communist Youth of Venezuela David Velazques who is chairman of the preparatory committee.
Hey Hugo! Stand REEEEAL close to "Dear Leader" while you give him that gift... OK!
Pyongyang, August 16 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by Robert Edward Turner, chairman of the Turner Foundation INC. of the United States, on a visit to the DPRK. The gift was handed to an official concerned by the chairman.
The gift was yet another apologetic media report.
Pyongyang, August 16 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by the visiting delegation of war veteran lawmakers of Russia. The gift was conveyed to Choe Thae Bok, chairman of the DPRK Supreme People's Assembly, on Aug. 15 by Vasilii Klyuchenok, first vice-chairman of the Defence and Security Committee of the Federation Council of Russia, who is heading the delegation.
Those Russians always give such nice secret gifts.
Pyongyang, August 4 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by the visiting delegation of officials in charge of foreign relations of the Vietnamese Ministry of Defence. The gift was handed to an official concerned by Major Gen. Pham Thanh Lan, director of the Foreign Relations Department of the Vietnamese ministry.
What does Vietnam have that Kim Jong Il does not already possess? Oh yea, a U.S military withdrawl...
Pyongyang, August 2 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by the visiting delegation of the Mongolian Mt. Paektu Association for Independent Development. It was conveyed to an official concerned by G. Bold, executive chairman of the Darhan Ol Provincial Branch of the association who is heading the delegation.
Ok Kim, NOW you are just being a gift whore.
Pyongyang, August 23 (KCNA) --Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by the Swiss Committee for Supporting the Independent and Peaceful Reunification of Korea on the occasion of the 60th anniversary of Korea's liberation. The gift was conveyed to an official of the DPRK embassy in Bern by Martin Lotscher, chairman of the Swiss committee, on August 13.
What was it?
Pyongyang, August 18 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il received a gift from U.S. religious leader Rev. Billy Graham and his son, Rev. Franklin Graham. It was handed over to DPRK Foreign Minister Paek Nam Sun on Thursday by the special assistant to Franklin Graham on a visit to Korea.
And the Reverand gave him WHAT exactly?
Caracas, August 16 (KCNA Correspondent) -- Leader Kim Jong Il received a gift from the Venezuelan National Preparatory Committee for the 16th World Festival of Youth and Students. The gift was handed over to the head of the DPRK delegation of youth and students to the festival on August 15 by General Secretary of the Communist Youth of Venezuela David Velazques who is chairman of the preparatory committee.
Hey Hugo! Stand REEEEAL close to "Dear Leader" while you give him that gift... OK!
Pyongyang, August 16 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by Robert Edward Turner, chairman of the Turner Foundation INC. of the United States, on a visit to the DPRK. The gift was handed to an official concerned by the chairman.
The gift was yet another apologetic media report.
Pyongyang, August 16 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by the visiting delegation of war veteran lawmakers of Russia. The gift was conveyed to Choe Thae Bok, chairman of the DPRK Supreme People's Assembly, on Aug. 15 by Vasilii Klyuchenok, first vice-chairman of the Defence and Security Committee of the Federation Council of Russia, who is heading the delegation.
Those Russians always give such nice secret gifts.
Pyongyang, August 4 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by the visiting delegation of officials in charge of foreign relations of the Vietnamese Ministry of Defence. The gift was handed to an official concerned by Major Gen. Pham Thanh Lan, director of the Foreign Relations Department of the Vietnamese ministry.
What does Vietnam have that Kim Jong Il does not already possess? Oh yea, a U.S military withdrawl...
Pyongyang, August 2 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il was presented with a gift by the visiting delegation of the Mongolian Mt. Paektu Association for Independent Development. It was conveyed to an official concerned by G. Bold, executive chairman of the Darhan Ol Provincial Branch of the association who is heading the delegation.
Ok Kim, NOW you are just being a gift whore.
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