Attack of the Long-Titled People!!!

U.S.-South Korea Joint Military Exercises under Fire
HUHHH!
Pyongyang, August 20, 2005 (KCNA) -- Civic and public organizations of south Korea including the All-People Measure Committee for Checking the Expansion of the U.S. Military Base in Phyongthaek, talk about you average "Special Interest" Lobby, huh
the People for Achieving Peace and Reunification, the Solidarity for Social Progress and the National Catholic Alliance for Justice reportedly held the 71st anti-U.S. solidarity rally in Kwanghwamun of Seoul on August 16. At the rally speakers accused the United States of having decided to stage Ulji Focus Lens joint military exercises in south Korea from August 22. The exercises are aimed to round off the scenarios for a war of aggression based on the U.S. strategy for mounting a preemptive attack on the north under the pretext of a "contingency," they charged. The U.S. is going to stage the war exercises in a bid to deter the process of reconciliation and cooperation from making favorable progress between the south and the north, they said, adding that such war exercises should never be tolerated. They held that in order to terminate the war threat and military confrontation and achieve peace, it is necessary to cancel at once the plan to stage Ulji Focus Lens joint military exercises targeted against the north. A resolution calling for frustrating the U.S. maneuvers for a war of aggression was adopted at the rally.

Ohhhhh NO!!!! The People Of The Mounting American Aggression Pact For Perceived Rumors and National Spirit have discovered the top secret "Ulji Focus Lens" War "Strategy".

The secret attack MUST be delayed!